This won't turn into an NFL blog - I'm nowhere near that dedicated.
Seattle: home to the whitest player in the NFL. You heard it here first.
There is even a skin-tone chart hanging in the hallway ranking players from the lightest (Seattle Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck) to the darkest (Miami Dolphins running back Ronnie Brown), with Chicago Bears center Olin Kreutz somewhere in the middle.
Whoo, just look at the light glint off him.
This isn't online yet - I'll update it if it gets there - but it's in the October issue, with Laura Vandervoort on the cover. Please don't spend money on it.
picture taken from SI.com