Man, can't a representative just give some head?
Not in Orlando. Nope. State Rep. Bob Allen had a rough
night [afternoon!] on Wednesday... he pulled a reverse Eugene Robinson and offered to suck an undercover cop's dick. For $20.
That's so horribly unlucky. And that picture to go with it. Oh, man.
Has this ever happened before? I mean, ever? Then throw in the fact that he's a state rep. This shit is hilarious [ignoring the inevitable wife-and-daughter part] .