potatoes, noodles, and tomatoes will get you this.

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The baby on the left is named Nadia. Nadia is seventeen and a half pounds. 

The BBC says:

A Russian woman has given birth to a baby weighing 7.75kg (17.5lbs), more than twice the average newborn weight.

The "little" girl, Nadia, was delivered by Caesarean section at a hospital in the Altai region of Siberia, joining eight sisters and three brothers.

"We were all simply in shock," reports quoted Nadia's mother, Tatyana Khalina, 43, as saying.

"What did the father say? He couldn't say a thing - he just stood there blinking," she said...

  All her previous babies had weighed more than 5kg (11lb), a local reporter was quoted by the Reuters news agency as saying.

"I ate everything, we don't have the money for special foods so I just ate potatoes, noodles and tomatoes," added Mrs Khalina, who had the child on 17 September.

I feel bad for being male right about now.