ohhhh the pain

As someone who's suffered my fair share of groin trauma over the years [no details forthcoming], let me say this:

Ohhhhhhowwwwmygodhuuaaagh.

Biker's penis hit by lightning [Ananova]

A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak.

 ...

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added ... "my penis will function normally eventually."

 

I am never pissing outside again. And this is my excuse not to bike.

[Found at Something Awful