it's in the cards

So I was looking through my old possessions - it's still winter break, suckas - and like the pack rat I am, I kept every single .10 baseball card from my youth. Actually, I guess I collected all sports. Maybe I'll start selling them; this site sure ain't paying for my future apartment.

Sports card photography has improved by leaps and bounds over the years, and I was broke as a kid [too] so my collection is a little delayed from what my youth actually was. Some hilarious shots over the years inspired me to take the concept of autographed cards, mash it with the caption sensibilities of loljocks, and add lyrics. Hip-hop lyrics for the most part.

Hopefully I can find a better scanner later.


If you don't know this one, well ... actually, no one understands his voice anyway.

[Soulja Boy - Crank Dat]



Sorry for the space - the scanner is mad shady and I don't have photoshop on this computer. Excuses, excuses.

[Lil' Kim ft. 50 Cent - Magic Stick]



This'll probably be cropped and made neat soon.

[The Game ft. 50 Cent - Hate It Or Love It]