the official worst album cover ever


Nineteen fifty-six, baby.

A few things to note as you stare at this for the next few minutes:

  • Homegirl's nose.
  • The twine wrapped around the candy apple and
  • The inevitable adult holding it.
  • How crazy the front of homeboy's shirt is.
  • The fact that this album was actually sold to parents who, presumably, played it for their kids, who whooped with glee and then passionately chomped at hanging candy apples.