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Porn Star Name Alert! Question of the day: would Houston Nutt be a male or female porn star name?

Anyway, ESPN.com brings us some fine reporting after the recently fired Nutt [ahahaha] signs to coach Ole Miss football. The quotes from Ole Miss's athletic director.

"You know the old metaphor," [Pete] Boone said. "When you smell blood you need to go and find out if you can get the job done."

Wait, what the eff? First off, that's not a metaphor, it's an aphorism if anything. Except it's really really stupid. Secondly, what does blood have to with jobs? Is Boone part shark? What's going on?

[Ole Miss Snags Ex-Arkansas Coach Nutt @ ESPN.com]