timekiller: loveline archive

The greatest radio show of all time is Loveline.

No argument. Hear for yourself. Chock-full of stuff like this:

Talking to a pregnant teenaged girl who had a rough childhood, and is afraid of telling her parents that she's pregnant:

ADAM: The good news is, is, everything's been so chaotic in your life, so this is not gonna be a big surprise.
DREW: Yeah. The parents that are dealing with a fourteen-year-old that has been down this path are kind of expecting a pregnancy, I would say. It's a part of the deal.
ADAM: Yeah. I think they'd almost be disappointed [otherwise]. I mean seriously, I know this sounds like retarded logic, but seriously: if you were like a straight-A student, and captain of the cheerleading--
CALLER: I am! I am a straight-A student.
ADAM: All right; if you were like a straight-A+ student.
CALLER: Most of the time, yes. Sometimes I get B's or D's, but mostly a lot of A's.
DREW: All right. Well, B's and D's does not qualify as straight A's. Okay?
ADAM: Maybe she meant "heterosexual who got an A once in P.E." 

Linkage:

Pretty much every show with Adam Carolla as host. [The Loveline Archive] 

A torrent for pretty much all of them. [IsoHunt]

[The Unofficial Loveline Quote Archive]

A loveline Wiki. [wiki.loveline.com]

A friggin' 24 hour Loveline stream. [loveline and stuff]