The two best, no question:
I ain't out here dressing up trying to be sexy licking my lips like old gay-ass Ne-Yo. ... Yeah, I said Ne-Yo, you heard what the fuck I said. Niggas puttin' all that lip gloss on they fuckin' lips lookin' like they've just been eating a pork chop sandwich with no hands.
N: I love women. Women know I love them, and they love me, too. I'm pro-fucking dick suck. I love women, but if you're not giving head--
N: Get out. It's beautiful.
LSD: And you prefer a woman with hookworm, is that correct?
N: Uh, ringworm. [laughter]
These dudes are kind of like regional versions of each other. They should do an album.