the two best hiphop interviews of all time

The two best, no question:

Pimp C with Ozone a month ago:


I ain't out here dressing up trying to be sexy licking my lips like old gay-ass Ne-Yo. ... Yeah, I said Ne-Yo, you heard what the fuck I said. Niggas puttin' all that lip gloss on they fuckin' lips lookin' like they've just been eating a pork chop sandwich with no hands.

N.O.R.E. with Life Sucks Die like eight years ago:


N: I love women. Women know I love them, and they love me, too. I'm pro-fucking dick suck. I love women, but if you're not giving head--

LSD: Out.

N: Get out. It's beautiful.

LSD: And you prefer a woman with hookworm, is that correct?

N: Uh, ringworm. [laughter]

These dudes are kind of like regional versions of each other. They should do an album.